Show me a height of greatness that this programme cannot high kick, and I’ll eat my laptop.
There’s been some grumbling this year about not being able to match 2007′s perfect 10 of a season, but as I keep telling the doubters it’s early days yet. Early days. I’m pretty sure my household hadn’t been rent asunder by the Matt/Alesha Divide this time last year.
Nevertheless already we’ve had tears, laughter, and unqualified, rampant judgementalism – and that’s just me on the sofa. There isn’t any other programme on telly that does this to me. I’m not quite sure what ‘this’ is, but it has to do with Good People and Good Fun and Good Will. Plus a lack of any obvious exploitation of anyone. That’s all quite unusual these days. (X Factor, on the other hand makes me feel like showering at least once afterwards, and maybe even calling the police.)
And it’s kind of a relief not to have such a bipartisan household this year. I’m pretty sure the lack of two clear, divisive front runners has brought us closer. We find ourselves united through shared fondness for Jodie Kidd, a sort of filial tenderness for the criminally voted out Cherie Lunghi, and general good cheer for all the other (on the face of it dull) contestants. (Because as I say to my mother, who remains snobbish about the whole thing, it’s not about knowing who all they all are, or being an Eastenders fan. That’s the beauty. On the whole they’re just people who end up trying really hard and caring more than they thought they would.) Even Lisa Snowden.
But anyway getting distracted with all that celebrity stuff is sort of missing the point. Any fan knows it’s all about the dancers. In fact don’t get me started on that. I want to be friends with all of them. Apart from Brendan and Anton who are terrifying.